Haven't we Learned anything from movies?

What the hell people!? A sex bot...has no one seen ANY sci-fi movie or tv show in the last 30 years? If there's one thing that Hollywood has proven, it's that you DO NOT create a robot to have sex with. In the long history of movies, robots with human "qualities" typically end up killing a whole lot of people, for example.


3: BladeRunner - The Replicants

The Plot:
In the future, man has developed the technology to create replicants which is just a fancy word for pleasure-bots which in turn is a fancy word for SEX-BOTS. In Los Angeles, 2019, Deckard is a Blade Runner, a cop who specializes in terminating replicants. Deckard is forced to re-enter the force when six replicants escape from an space colony to Earth to get the hell even for being the play thing of lonely WOW players.

The Sad Truth:
This little lady at the top of the page Roxxxy is a pleasure-bot (still fancy word for sex-bot). She's programed to have personalities, so that means if you ever had some crazy fantasy about humping Rosemary West you just need to download her into you sex-bot (not that it's possible now, but I'm sure there will be add on's) and Ladies don't feel left out There is a male version of the bot available, you to can have an intimate evening with your own serial killer.

2: Terminator - The Terminator

The Plot:In the year 2029, a computer called Skynet is fighting against a human resistance, after having nearly destroyed the rest of humanity in 1997. Skynet has found a way to send machines that look human is sent back in time to the late 20th century. His mission is to kill Sarah Connor mother of humanities last hope.

The Sad Truth:
Look at that a computer takes over the world and then sends a human looking robot that has to kill humanties last hope. So basically one day Skynet decided that "Hey, I'm much more efficient at doing things then these humans. I think it would be good if I just get rid of them." So lets fold this into the sex-bot thing. "Hmmm, I've been having sex with this overweight hairy guy (think Ron Jeremy) for the last two years and I'm starting to think that all this sex is a very inefficient use of time, I should make this more efficient, let me kill him." You go to bang you sex-bot later and holy-Santa Clause shit she's got a gun...Hilarity ensues.

1: Battlestar Galactica - Cylons

The Plot:The Cylons were created by man, They rebeled, They Evolved, They look and feel Human, Some are programed to think they are human, There are many copies, and they have a plan. 

The Sad Truth:Do I really need to go into this one? They evolved to look and feel like humans...that took forty years on the show, we just cut that in half, we made this one look and feel human already. I'm sure they are all sitting in the warehouse right now thinking, "Man I'm sure we could fit in with society and they wouldn't have the slightest idea that we were among them. Hey do you suppose that we could infiltrate the government, or maybe wage a war against humanity the ones that made us their sex slaves?

I don't know about the rest of you but I think I need to start stocking up on tungsten so I can make some bullets for the upcoming invasion.