My Introduction

Please to meet you, I'm The Great Slam Dancing Monkey, Biff. If you and I have already met

then you've learned the following within the first 30mins: I work in a hospital, I use to work at

Guitar Center, I play video games, I play guitar, I drink beer, I eat, I'm deathly afraid of

zombies, I'm a pretentious music prick, I also apparently have horrible taste in music.

To fully understand me you're just gonna need to read.