So recently I have come the the conclusion that Dane Cook extraordinary comic that he is, and Harrison Ford extraordinary actor that he is, are in fact related or clones of one another.
Look here in these pictures.
It's the same freaking person. I mean come on, you give Dane an earring and you give Harrison some messy ass hair and boom there you go. On top of that they have the same "all is right with a universe smart enough to have me in it" smile, they also both look dumb as hell with beards. I'm surprised you humans with your "Big Brains" didn't catch on to this first. A clone right under your nose, typical that I find out and have to inform the masses. Anyway, now that I am armed with my new information, I'm going to lobby LucasFilm.Dane Cook as Indiana Jones
Yeah it'd work.I bet he'd work for a lot less the Mr. Ford, cause lets face it
he'd more then likely sell his soul to be Indy.
I know I would.
Tomorrow: Is it better to have loved and lost then to have spent $10,000 on a semester of college.
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WHERE IS YOUR NEW MATERIAL???? I NEED SOMETHING TO DO AT MIDNIGHT IN SPAIN....... GET WRITING.
<3 Dagney
The is a post to your blog.
Love,
The old man and his Kevin Bacon look a-like dog
Thanks for writing this.
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